Hmmm... Would you like some carrots + a new movie?

Ohayo Tomodachi! It's Almost Easter!

It's almost Easter again... Why am I excited for a Christian holiday you ask (I'm Pragmatic-Atheistic aka Apatheistic)? Because it's first holiday with my new niece! Libbi Ruth Fritcher who was born in February and I will be searching for eggs together! I'm so excited to watch little Libbi's eggscited face looking for eggs  and seeing all the sparkles! 

Back on track! I turned eighteen last august so I thought to myself that I should make a video containing most of the drawings I made while I was still a minor. So basically I made this and uploaded this to youtube. Well, if you have yet to see it, I also uploaded it here. 

GOOD DAY TO THE REST OF YOU AND I WISH YOU AN ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE SPRING!

Teagan "Zero" Rettig!

Watashino namaewa Zero desu.

Konbanwa! I'm Back

It goes without saying I have been gone for a while, and with that, I haven't posted in a while. I have recently began using www.gaiaonline.com much more recently. I don't know if it is just the quirky little outfits, the community, or the staff, but I love using gaia online! Here's a picture of one of my avatars! SO ADORABLE

Finally beat Insane mode

Yosh Tomodachi! Here's a drawing I did!

This drawing is Flandre Scarlet (Project Touhou)! I drew this as a way of reminding that I finally (FINALLY) beat Embodiment of Scarlet Devil on Insanity Mode... It literally took me two months to complete on easy mode, it took me six months and eight days to beat on insane mode. I drew this about a month and a half ago. The model is based off the Doujin music video Bad Apple (Bad Apple HD) by IOSYS. I would like to point out that Team Shanghai Alice (Aka ZUN) should seriously get a a contract with Nintendo and make a few Indie games; It would be incredible to play Touhou Project on the WiiU! Let this be a reminder that if you think the online game QWOP or quick-scoping/trick shooting on CoD takes skill to beat/master than you are obviously retarded and have never even played Touhou. In Touhou you have to dodge THOUSANDS of bullets (Picture Below of game play on Easy mode) while controlling a single danbooru to attack the opponent. This game is basically like trying to stand in a the middle of a rain storm without getting a single drop of rain on yourself or you'll die. Yeah, basically impossible, but I finally beat it on Insane mode after months of trial and error and save/re-saves! Well, I'm off to write about something else now!

Project Touhou in game screenshot

The Greatest Webtoon Artist

Yosh! here's a comic from my favorite American comic artist!

This artist is my favorite webtoon artist Katie Tiedrich! She's an awesome gaming webtoon comic writer with some seriously funny comics! All of you should check her webpage (Awkward Zombie)! If you don't I might just have to kill you and make your heart mine. . . Forever and ever~~~~!

Your Favorite Charismatic Narcissist: Teagan-chan

Spring Into Action

Ohayo Gozaimasu!

I'm back (but I might forget to post again in the future)! 

So now that winter is officially over, I am now going to be a bit more productive outdoors. That means I'll be going on midnight strolls watching others sleep; I might just put a few grenades down people's chimneys as a sign of how much I love them! I live in a small town without public transportation and everything is in walking distance, yet all the redneck hillbillies in the town still pollute my face with the smog of the revved truck engines waving confederate flags all over my hooplah! I guess this also means that I'll be getting harassed while on my nightly strolls. Oh, I also must shout out to my dear friend WiFi Strive for going to prom with me (unofficially and one-sided). I will get him to go with me even if I must put a knife up his butt and shove cheesecake down his throat until he agrees <3! HOW COME NO ONE LIKES TO GO TO PROM WITH ME! Sure I might be a psychotic narcissist, but I'm still tons of fun and never boring. well, I get tired of writing this post so I think I'll end it with this!

I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE, AND I PROMISE I WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU ALL MINE! <3